ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
one might say we're banned from that church
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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