Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
