dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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