You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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