every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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