theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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