She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we're chasing vodka with high fives
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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