That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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