I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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