The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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