Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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