i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
