The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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