Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Terrible idea I love it
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