it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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