Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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