My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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