He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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