My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
