piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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