just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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