i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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