Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I cannot find my penis.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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