The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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