that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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