You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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