You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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