I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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