oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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