We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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