FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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