I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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