i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Randomize
