My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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