come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just cut my nipple shaving
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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