yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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