And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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