super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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