she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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