College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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