Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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