it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I need to calm my uterus...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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