I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
how does that bad decision feel?
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