is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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