ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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