We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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