Can i not drive my cunt home
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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