exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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