What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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