I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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