We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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