I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
