that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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